try try try again

yogurt soda

finally back in the little big city where i can have yogurt soda anytime i want.

they definitely DID NOT forget to add the salt.

the "shake gently" in "shake gently before opening" is a gross and messy overstatement.

a lethargic tip would have sufficed.

reruns.

road trip

the store

zopf: a recipe

new: old school romance

buffalofall

the most interesting grammatically correct sentence in the english language:
"Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo."

if only i could massage it into a conversation.

vernon.

belliveau, checkez-ça!

holy smokes

josef zuppiger's mythological beasts

here are just a couple members of my dad's fanimaly:

"fluff'n", the foreboding tra-tra-trallalla-ing feline, notice the full-body amish coif:



2-headed duck cabinet anyone? now taking orders:

BFG: Basement Finds = Good

made em, ate em.

tip: they're not authentic unless they pose a threat to your dental work. they are rock hard. in fact, this is probably what teeth are made of.

in progress.

hey mom, dad asked me to "put this up in your log"

then he proceeded to do some quick calculations...