Saturday, April 10, 2010

the kiss of death

ok so i feel like i got the kiss of death yesterday and this is how:

it happened at work, i was trying to help a youngish, smallish, nervous fellow locate his name on a list. his name was christopher and the list was clipped to a clipboard. christopher stood next to me and twitched while he peered over my shoulder. our auras might have touched. as i was absorbed in my task, he turned his head to face me and did the strangest thing. he blew onto my mouth. it was a very brisk exhalation but - make not mistake - it was an intentional breath of air directed at my mouth. i was so caught off guard i didn't even flinch. he left the office and i quickly turned counter-clockwise three times and spat on the floor to undo the spell. i think that's what you're supposed to do. just now i wanted to do some supplementary reading on superstitious things and went to one of my favorite sites for help.

it's gnod.

it's a very cool thing - you put in an writer's name and it spits out a map of other authors you may enjoy based on the preferences of previous users. you can also do similar searches for music and movies. the name you selected appears in the middle of the map and the names hovering closest to it are the most relevant matches for your search.

observe:

1 comment:

  1. ...you are far too polite..you robbed him of a much needed kick to his pantaloons.

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