Sunday, October 24, 2010

wine secrets revealed.

how to make award-winning wine:

you will need:

1 recipe (on crumpled paper, handed down from generation to generation)
1 glass of red grape juice
1 glass of white grape juice
1 roll scotch tape (to hold it together)
some paperclips (also for holding together)
1 measuring tape (you know, to measure the fermentation progress)

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