allister and tita

housesitting at kg's right now and lucky enough to have my eyebrows groomed by these two little furballs at precisely 4:30 every morning.

houston, we have a t-square

if the last couple of weeks have been a bit of a mess, it’s not your fault. it’s planetary. there’s a T-square in the sky where there's normally a looser, more improvised arrangement of celestial bodies. when i say T-square i mean a configuration of a couple sets of planets sitting opposite one another all the while holding a 90 degree angle to the planets to either side. got that? right. here's a visual:

let me whittle this down to a more manageable size: it would be like breaking a game of pool (which i don't play) and watching the balls ricochet off the table's edges (in foreboding slo-mo) only to settle comfortably in a formation remarkably similar to the word "doom". if this happened to you, you would get the chills, the creeps, the freaky-deakies, the franks. you would look over your shoulder a little more than the next guy. unless of course the next guy was an aries, cancer, libra or capricorn – then he’d be tapped into the heavenly vibes more than four of you combined.

there's a song by a famous quebecois songstress that claims love can move mountains or something. but that is just sissy-talk given the task at hand. we need to move planets, people. we need a voice and stage presence with an exponentially greater g-force to knock those giant marbles out of order. we might need some form of whitney.

try try try again

yogurt soda

finally back in the little big city where i can have yogurt soda anytime i want.

they definitely DID NOT forget to add the salt.

the "shake gently" in "shake gently before opening" is a gross and messy overstatement.

a lethargic tip would have sufficed.

reruns.

road trip

the store

zopf: a recipe

new: old school romance

buffalofall

the most interesting grammatically correct sentence in the english language:
"Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo."

if only i could massage it into a conversation.

vernon.

belliveau, checkez-ça!

holy smokes

josef zuppiger's mythological beasts

here are just a couple members of my dad's fanimaly:

"fluff'n", the foreboding tra-tra-trallalla-ing feline, notice the full-body amish coif:



2-headed duck cabinet anyone? now taking orders:

BFG: Basement Finds = Good

made em, ate em.

tip: they're not authentic unless they pose a threat to your dental work. they are rock hard. in fact, this is probably what teeth are made of.

in progress.